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Tit Schmitty
Tit Schmitty
Information
Nicknames Tittie Schmittie

Big Tit
Tater Tit Schmit

Homeworld 19th Century Earth
Series energyman2289
Affiliation United States of America
Gender Well, he has a penis..

Tit Schmitty is a heavily wanted newcomer for the Super Smash Bros. Francise. He is "the real eleventh president of the United States of America." James K. Polk was nothing but a Goddamn joke.

He wasn't a president!Edit

Yes he was you fucking tool. He was a big help to our nation as a whole, and was a big part of what makes us kick ass everyday.

  • He revolutionized indoor pluming so your neighbors didn't have to smell your shit.
  • He created tweezers to pluck out that rancid nipple hair of yours. Yes, I'm talking to you!
  • Signed a contract in which he was allowed to give every member of congress a whipping bitch for being a help for our nation.
  • He cut down a tree while holding a double sided axe blade with his buttcheeks and chopping down an old oak. This didn't help our nation in the slightest, but I thought it was worth mentioning.
  • He drank 17 beers and pissed into his mistress's mouth while standing on top of a 24 story building. That hoe didn't miss a drop! But being inebriated, he then stumbled off of the building landing on that slut, killing them both on contact.

Tit Schmitty Appreciation SongEdit

Lets gather around the Tittie And sing our Schmitty song

Our T-I-T-T-I-E-S-C-H-M-I-DoubleT-Y

And if you don't think that we can sing it faster then you'll die

But it'll help if you give it a try

Bum Bum Bum...

T-I-T-T-I-E-S-C-H-M-I-DoubleT-Y

T-I-T-T-I-E-S-C-H-M-I-DoubleT-Y

And if you don't think that we can sing it faster then you'll die

But it'll help if you give it a try

T-I-T-T-I-E-S-C-H-M-I-DoubleT-Y

Stabbin'!

Stabbin':

Fuck! T-I-T-T-I-E-S-C....

First Singer:

Mistress!

(Lays dead on the street)

Good!

It'll help

It'll help

If you give it a try!

O Yea!!

SupportersEdit

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