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One night, Hugh's Rage made a rap topic.

Rage's Rap Edit

Verse 1 Edit

Yo yo yo.

guess who's here

The big bad puffer

I see you shaking with fear

His name is Qwilfish

I'm sure that you wish

You'd never meet him

Cuz you'll get the business

My boy Qwilfish has so much swagger

Tons of quills, but no time to mess with some jagged goons

Like you guys cuz when he appears, boy keep yo girl away

Cuz my main man Qwilfish be makin them all swoon

Lookin' like a buffoon Bouffalant, he will target you

Makin you into stew, charging forward, shockin like a Raichu

Can't take this powerful Mon'

Your life is gone

Cuz this dude will take anyone on

Yo yo yo, he's flyer than a Flygon

Has more bars then a beefed up Gurrdurr

Got more gruff then your lame ass Herdier

Not to mention more bite then his bark

Can't do nothin to him, y'all using Spite

Qwilfish, Qwilfish, he's the realest Poke of 'em all

He'll 6-0 your whole team

Make it look smoother then whipped cream

After he whips you all with poise and grace

Cuz no one would dare to invade his space

Yo yo yo, Qwilfish is here to crash

This party, so come now and cheer on, QWILFISH FOR SMASH

Verse 2 Edit

Hella scared, you should be too

Sharp ass quills, gonna stab your ass through

Name's Qwilfish b****

You ain't taking a hitch

Like a Remoraid on a Mantine

Gonna f*** your s***

It's his daily routine

legit

Have a Toxic Spikes, venom piercing your heart

Gonna have a field day, run yo ass to a Pokemart

Buy some Max Repels cuz you're gonna be frettin'

over my fresh young Qwilfish and his Aqua Jettin'

Qwilfish boy, he trashes all your Mon's

6-0 your silly ubers are gone

bye bye

Don't you dare even try to get physical

Have some Poison Point b**** it's definitely gon be critical

Boastin and flauntin, my man Qwilfish in da hood

He's going ham like a true puffer would

All the ladies want his Poison Sting

So much swag, his name is bling

Don't mess with him or you'll wish

You never came across mah boi QWILFISH.

Rap verse against Ghasts Edit

Ghasts is a fool, Ghasts don't know how

Messing with Qwilfish is a bad plan now

So how about my little Qwilshark teaches a lesson

That will show all you haters not to be messin'

Qwilfish is the true G, Ghasts is just a phony name

Flow is legendary, 'Qwil's the one with all the fame

What's a goon to a goblin, I ask you?

Nothin so sit your ass down, you piece o poo.

Here Comes a New Challenger Edit

And then PT challenged Hugh's Rage to a rap battle.

PT's Rap Edit

You see my Mons,
Now I'm gonna train, make 'em all my pawns.
I think you better back back.
Because my Ground type is itchin' to smack.

What's your name again Hugh?
It's the end of the road, no more for you.
Don't let the Ground type fool you,
When it comes to Poison they school you.

Don't worry, I'm not in a hurry.
I don't even wanna get my Sandslash dirty.
A little hack girl told me she's a rapper.
Now I must school her or better yet slap her-
senseless, you look at me while I'm talking.
You don't even see you a dead Hugh walking.
The Smash boards, where you get all in my face.
Now's 'bout time Qwilfish is put in its place.

Look Qwilfish I ain't playin',
In a minute, you gonna be layin'-
on the ground, I ain't messin' around.
My region, my tourney, my Johto, my town.
Look Qwilfish I ain't playin',
In a minute, you gonna be layin'-
on the ground, I ain't messin' around,
My region, my tourney, my Johto, my town.

Standing tall, Master Ball,
Fresh to death, I literally own all.
I'm the be-all, in this game of Mons,
Yeah you say you're a King but you're only a Pawn.

I just kept hearing Hugh's name too much.
So that's it, now I am here to touch-
his Liepard with my Throh.
That's how I roll.
It don't take much but that's how it goes.

Dang girl got a thing for Hugh.
Y'all want love, but his rage will do.
He can't train, he's a featherweight.
I can't believe he's the rival, he will never take-
a lot of work to go and decimate.
I strike first, don't hesitate to populate dead last place.
Hugh just sealed his fate, down in Aspertia there'll be one less plate.

Look Qwilfish I ain't playin',
In a minute, you gonna be layin'-
on the ground, I ain't messin' around,
My region, my tourney, my Johto, my town.
Look Qwilfish I ain't playin',
In a minute, you gonna be layin'-
on the ground, I ain't messin' around.
My region, my tourney, my Johto, my town.

You see my Mons,
Now I'm gonna train, make 'em all my pawns.
I think you better back back.
Because my Ground type is itchin' to smack.

What's your name again Hugh?
It's the end of the road, no more for you.
Don't let the Ground type fool you,
When it comes to Poison they school you.

Don't worry, I'm not in a hurry.
I don't even wanna get my Sandslash dirty.
A little hack girl told me she's a rapper.
Now I must school her or better yet slap her-
senseless, you look at me while I'm talking.
You don't even see you a dead Hugh walking.
The Smash boards, where you get all in my face.
Now's 'bout time Qwilfish is put in its place.

Look Qwilfish I ain't playin',
In a minute, you gonna be layin'-
on the ground, I ain't messin' around.
My region, my tourney, my Johto, my town.
Look Qwilfish I ain't playin',
In a minute, you gonna be layin'-
on the ground, I ain't messin' around,
My region, my tourney, my Johto, my town.

Free-for-All Rap Edit

Smash the bros, power throws, here I go (Who wants more??)
Fight to death, final breath, I'll beat your best (Smash you all!)
Smash the bros, power throws, here I go (Who wants more??)
Fight to death, final breath, I'll beat your best (Smash you all!)

Pick your main, you've met your match!
Free-for-all, a matter o' fact!
Ready attack, watch your back!
The noobs I own, I get them smacked!

Melee for Glory!
All the Brawls get rather gory!
Winning ain't hard, my main is naughty!
Stock or Time Match, pick your story!

Ante-up, I'm ready to roll!
I'm bringin' the pain, so here we go!
Final Smash right through your door-
I win 'em all, I'm ready for more!

Don't stop now, we gonna end it all!
Ready to Smash, I ain't gonna budge!
Ready to kill with a 9 Judge!

Smash the bros, power throws, here I go (Who wants more??)
Fight to death, final breath, I'll beat your best (Smash you all!)
Smash the bros, power throws, here I go (Who wants more??)
Fight to death, final breath, I'll beat your best (Smash you all!)

Battlefield, a chaotic mess-
A Master Sword to tear your flesh-
On your knees, you gotta request?
Submit defeat, I'll smash you to death!

Get low, Toon Link will go and end the show-
Meet your fate, you're no Smash Bro.
Deliver the final death blow!

GAME OVER, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN! THIS IS A PARODY OF SOME SONG FROM MADWORLD AND I'M DECLARING MYSELF THE WINNER OF THIS RAP BATTLE! SO PUT YOUR HANDS WHERE I CAN SEE THEM IN THE SKYYYYYY- Ready to Smash-
Ready to Smash-

Smash the bros, power throws, here I go (Who wants more??)
Fight to death, final breath, I'll beat your best (Smash you all!)
Smash the bros, power throws, here I go (Who wants more??)
Fight to death, final breath, I'll beat your best (Smash you all!)

Pick your main, you've met your match!
Free-for-all, a matter o' fact!
Ready attack, watch your back!
The noobs I own, I get them smacked!

Melee for Glory!
All the Brawls get rather gory!
Winning ain't hard, my main is naughty!
Stock or Time Match, pick your story!

Ante-up, I'm ready to roll!
I'm bringin' the pain, so here we go!
Final Smash right through your door-
I win 'em all, I'm ready for more!

Don't stop now, we gonna end it all!
Ready to Smash, I ain't gonna budge!
Ready to kill with a 9 Judge!

Trivia Edit

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