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Alvin was a mistake

—Everyone

SSBNR Art

Photoshoped by Flamey, age 12

Remember Super Smash Bros. Neo? This is him now, feel old yet?

After the announcement of Super Smash Bros. Ultimate, FlameEagle25 got so salty that Ridley was FUCKING PLAYABLE that he decided to make up a fake game where Ridley was deconfirmed in the first month. (He was later added as DLC after the extreme backslash)

Veterans Edit

StarterEdit

Mario-0
Peach-0
Luigi-0
Bowser-0
Yoshi-0
Rosalina & Luma
Donkey Kong-0
Link-0
Diddy Kong-0
Zelda-0
Samus-0
Sheik-0
Zero Suit Samus
Meta Knight-0
Kirby-0
King Dedede
Pikachu-0
Fox-0
NeoMewtwo
Lucario-0
Charizard
Greninja
Ness-1
Captain Falcon
Ice Climbers
Ike-0
Marth-0
Robin-0
Pit
Corrin-0
Palutena
Olimar-0
Wario-0
Villager-0
Little Mac-0
Wii Fit Trainer
Shulk
Neo-snake
Inkling
Sonic-0
Pac-Man
Mega Man
Ryu-0
Neo-bayonetta
Cloud-0
Mii Brawler
Mii Gunner
Mii Swordfighter

UnlockableEdit

Dr. Mario

How to Unlock: Get a prostate exam.
VS Match Unlocking Requirement: 40
Where you'll fight him: Hospital Waiting Room

Ganondorf-0

How to Unlock: Play the game on Father’s Day.
VS Match Unlocking Requirement: 70
Where you'll fight him: Ganondorf’s Garage

Bowser Jr.

How to Unlock: Steal candy from 10 different children.
VS Match Unlocking Requirement: 90
Where you'll fight him: Bowser's Coney Island Disco Palace

Toon Link-0

How to Unlock: Eat a Poison Mushroom while playing as Link.
VS Match Unlocking Requirement: 20
Where you'll fight him: The Pirate Bay

Falco-0

How to Unlock: Jump.
VS Match Unlocking Requirement: 10
Where you'll fight him: The Air

Dark Samus-0

How to Unlock: Paint Samus blue.
VS Match Unlocking Requirement: 120
Where you'll fight it: A copy of Metroid Prime 2 or something I don’t know

Wolf-0

How to Unlock: Select Fox’s Wolf color.
VS Match Unlocking Requirement: 110
Where you'll fight him: Humy-Con

Lucina-0

Marth's Echo Fighter
How to Unlock: Name a Marth Amiibo “Martha”.
VS Match Unlocking Requirement: 30
Where you'll fight her: Flat Zone 37

Jigglypuff-0

How to Unlock: Take a nap.
VS Match Unlocking Requirement: 190
Where you'll fight it: Poké Floats: The Revenge

Mr. Game & Watch

How to Unlock: Celebrate your 80th birthday.
VS Match Unlocking Requirement: 140
Where you'll fight him: Lucina’s Chedt

R.O.B.

How to Unlock: Rob a bank.
VS Match Unlocking Requirement: 80
Where you'll fight it: Flea Market

Dark Pit

Pit's Echo Fighter
How to Unlock: Cut yourself.
VS Match Unlocking Requirement: 130
Where you'll fight him: Linkin Park Concert

Duck Hunt

How to Unlock: Duck Hunt.
VS Match Unlocking Requirement: Duck Hunt
Where you'll fight them: Duck Hunt


DLCEdit

NeoYoungLink
NeoPichu
Neo-ridley

Newcomers Edit

StarterEdit

Sceptile-0
Byleth
Silvally-0
Ashley-0
Alvin-0
Rex & Pyra-0
Sally
Isabella
Daniel
Max
Isaac
Spring Man
Takamaru
NeoFredFlintstone
Arle
NeoClifford
Neo-sonichu
Neogoku
Neo-shrek
NeoPirostheThird
NeoMasterChief
NeoJakeLong
NeoCory
NeoMaggie
NeoBoog
NeoPatreon
Neo-blart

UnlockableEdit

Dry Bowser-0

Bowser's Echo Fighter
How to Unlock: Have Bowser jump in lava.
VS Match Unlocking Requirement: 150
Where you'll fight him: Hell

Vaati

How to Unlock: Shop at Hot Topic.
VS Match Unlocking Requirement: 180
Where you'll fight him: A My Chemical Romance Concert

Dixie Kong-0

How to Unlock: Make Diddy Kong wear drag.
VS Match Unlocking Requirement: 50
Where you'll fight her: Funky Kong’s Surfboard

Zoroark

How to Unlock: Look in a mirror and pretend your reflection is Zoroark mimicking you.
VS Match Unlocking Requirement: 60
Where you'll fight it: Wherever your mirror is.

Wicked

How to Unlock: Shoot JFK.
VS Match Unlocking Requirement: 200
Where you'll fight him: MSPaintville

Slash

How to Unlock: Suck Flamey’s dick and call him gay.
VS Match Unlocking Requirement: 100
Where you'll fight him: Flamey’s Mother’s Basement

Nivlax-0

Alvin's Echo Fighter
How to Unlock: Do 9/11.
VS Match Unlocking Requirement: 160
Where you'll fight him: The Twin Towers

NeoElliot

How to Unlock: Shoot a deer.
VS Match Unlocking Requirement: 220
Where you'll fight him: Some forest or something, I don't remember any of the Open Season movies

NeoEuropeanSonic

Sonic's Echo Fighter
How to Unlock: Drink a cup of tea.
VS Match Unlocking Requirement: 210
Where you'll fight him: United Kingdom

DLCEdit

Funky Kong-0
Tiki-0
Heracross-0
9-Volt
Neo-petunia
Neo-rover
Neo-grace
Neo-york
Neo-brandon
Neo-shrek2
Terry
NeoRayna

Maggie's Echo Fighter

Lloyd-0
NeoHannah
Sora
NeoMonika
NeoDukeNukem
NeoRed

Deluxe Edition DLCEdit

Wart
Gardevoir-0
NeoTaxFraudYoshi

Yoshi's Echo Fighter

Octoling

Inkling's Echo Fighter

Frogger
Phantom Meta
Siegfried
NeoNico
Nightmare

Siegfried's Echo Fighter

NeoGoku-0
NeoAlvin

New Stages Edit

StarterEdit

  • Battlefield - Super Smash Bros. Neo
  • Big Boi Battlefield - Super Smash Bros. Neo
  • Final Destination - Super Smash Bros. Neo
  • Hazy Maze Cave - Super Mario 64
  • Wrasslin' Rapids - Mario Party 6 (why a stage from that game of all things, what?)
  • Ridley's Lair (Stage Boss: Ridley because Flamey can’t stand being wrong. The stage boss is replaced with Alfonzo after Ridley is downloaded) - Super Metroid
  • Castle Dedede - Kirby Star Allies (insert joke about the Tower of Smash leak here)
  • Meteo - Star Fox Zero (as opposed to the Meteo from the original Star Fox, Star Fox 64, Star Fox Sexual Assault featuring Harvey Weinstein, or Star Fox Command)
  • Pokémon World Tournament - Pokémon Black 2 & Pokémon White 2 (Wattson is a stage hazard, i’d hope)
  • Aether Paradise (Stage Boss: Wicke’s FUCKIN HUGE BOOBOS) - Pokemon Sun & Pokemon Moon
  • Torigoth - Weeb Trash Chronic Disease 2
  • Flamey’s Mother’s Basement - New Valver Heroes
  • MSPaintville - New Valver Heroes
  • Spring Stadium - Ow, My ARMS
  • Venus Lighthouse - Golden Shower
  • Murasame Castle - The Mysterious Murasame Castle
  • Ancestral Steppe (Stage Boss: Rathalos) - Monster Hunter 4
  • Death Egg (Stage Boss: Dr. Robotonic) - Sonic the Speedyboi 2
  • Magic School - Puyo Pop Fever (Don’t let Flamey in the school...)
  • Bedrock - The Flintstones
  • CWCVille - Sonichu (Stage Hazards: Jerkops, Manajerks, Chris-Chan's DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS. Stage Bosses - one is chosen randomly: Mary Lee Walsh, Reldnahc Notsew Naitsirhc, Count Graduon)
  • Shrek’s Swamp - Shrek
  • Buzzdale Academy - The Buzz on Maggie
  • White House - Cory in the House
  • The Mall - Paul Blart
  • Patreon Headquarters - Patreon
  • Colors! 3D - Colors! 3D (known as Colours! 3D in the European and Canadian versions of the game)
  • United Kingdom - Real Life

UnlockableEdit

  • Subspace - Super Smash Bros. Brawl (How to Unlock: Clear Event Match. There’s only one.)
  • Bowser's Castle - Super Mario (How to Unlock: Go through the front gate that Johnson forgot to lock.)
  • Paper Mario 2 - Paper Mario (How to Unlock: Collect 50 unique Anime Figures.)
  • Gangplank Galleon (Stage Boss: King K. Rool) - Donkey Kong Country (How to Unlock: Get Gangplanked)
  • Dark Hyrule Castle - The Legend of Zelda: The Minish Cap (How to Unlock: Turn off the lights.)
  • Impact Crater (Stage Boss: Meta Ridley, replaces with Meta Alfonzo when Ridley is downloaded) - Metroid Prime (How to Unlock: Stick your dick in Samus’s Impact Crater.)
  • Gyromite - Gyromite (How to Unlock: Gyromite.)
  • Tardcum Island (Stage Boss: Flamey’s Autism given shape) - New Valver Heroes (How to Unlock: KO Alvin 420 times.)
  • Flipnote Studio - Flipnote Studio (How to Unlock: Flip a note inside a studio.)
  • Nintendo Land - Nintendo Land (How to Unlock: Unmask a Disney Land mascot.)
  • Tetris - Tetras (How to Unlock: Tetros.)
  • Spinlyn's Cavern (Stage Boss: Spinlyn and her spider boobs) - Legends of Chima (How to Unlock: Step on a Lego.)
  • Twin Towers - Real Life (How to Unlock: Fap to a picture of Bin Laden.)

DLCEdit

  • Pokemon Stadium XXX - Pokemon
  • Flamey's Backyard (Stage Boss: FlameEagle25) - New Valver Heroes
  • Miiverse 2 (Stage Boss: Bigley) - Miiverse
  • Honey Bee Inn (Stage Boss: Mukki) - Final Fantasy VII
  • Tower of Salvation - Tales of Symphonia
  • Geese Tower - Fatal Fury
  • Hollow Bastion - Kingdom Hearts II
  • Pig City - Angry Birds

Deluxe Edition DLCEdit

  • SS Tea Cup - Wario Land: Super Mario Land 3
  • Miitopia - Miitopia
  • Hectic Crossing - Frogger
  • Ostrheinsburg Castle - Soulcalibur II
  • Canada - Real Life

Returning Stages Edit

  • Hanenbow - Electroplankton (Brawl)
  • Pac-Land - Pac-Man (Smash 4 Wii U)

That’s it.

Returning Items Edit

  • Smash Ball - Super Smash Bros.
  • Fake Smash Ball - Super Smash Bros.
  • Assist Trophy - Super Smash Bros.
  • Capsule - Super Smash Bros.
  • Crate - Super Smash Bros.
  • Rolling Crate - Super Smash Bros.
  • Barrel - Super Smash Bros.
  • Party Ball - Super Smash Bros.
  • Sandbag - Super Smash Bros.
  • Beam Sword - Super Smash Bros.
  • Home-Run Bat - Super Smash Bros.
  • Ray Gun - Super Smash Bros.
  • Cloaking Device - Super Smash Bros. (Deluxe Edition DLC)
  • Rage Blaster - Super Smash Bros.
  • Banana Gun - Super Smash Bros.
  • Motion Sensor Bomb - Super Smash Bros.
  • Bumper - Super Smash Bros.
  • Blast Box - Super Smash Bros.
  • Black Hole - Super Smash Bros.
  • Gooey Bomb - Super Smash Bros.
  • Smoke Ball - Super Smash Bros.
  • Timer - Super Smash Bros.
  • Food - Super Smash Bros.
  • Team Healer - Super Smash Bros.
  • Healing Field - Super Smash Bros.
  • Fire Bar - Mario
  • Fire Flower - Mario
  • Green Shell - Mario
  • Spiny Shell - Mario
  • Bob-Omb - Mario
  • POW-Block - Mario
  • Freezie - Mario
  • Hothead - Mario
  • Bullet Bill - Mario
  • Banana Peel - Mario
  • Super Launch Star - Mario
  • Super Mushroom - Mario
  • Poison Mushroom - Mario
  • Super Star - Mario
  • Metal Box - Mario
  • Super Leaf - Mario
  • Lightning Bolt - Mario
  • Grass - Mario
  • Hammer - Donkey Kong
  • Spring - Donkey Kong
  • Beetle - The Legend of Zelda
  • Bombchu - The Legend of Zelda
  • Cucco - The Legend of Zelda
  • Bunny Hood - The Legend of Zelda
  • Heart Container - The Legend of Zelda
  • Fairy Bottle - The Legend of Zelda
  • Screw Attack - Metroid
  • Star Rod - Kirby
  • Warp Star - Kirby
  • Bomber - Kirby
  • Maximum Tomato - Kirby
  • Superspicy Curry - Kirby
  • Dragoon - Kirby
  • Smart Bomb - Star Fox
  • Poké Ball - Pokémon
  • Master Ball - Pokémon
  • Mr. Saturn - EarthBound
  • Franklin Badge - EarthBound
  • Killing Edge - Fire Emblem
  • Ore Club - Kid Icarus
  • Staff - Kid Icarus
  • Killer Eye - Kid Icarus
  • X Bomb - Kid Icarus
  • Hocotate Bomb - Pikmin
  • Pitfall - Animal Crossing
  • Beehive - Animal Crossing
  • Unira - Clu Clu Land
  • Golden Hammer - Wrecking Crew
  • Super Scope
  • Lip's Stick - Panel de Pon
  • Steel Diver - Steel Diver
  • Special Flag
  • Boss Galaga - Galaga

New Items Edit

  • Erementar Bombos - Super Smash Bros.
  • Chance Cuban Missile Crisis - Super Smash Bros.
  • Mystery Orb - Super Smash Bros. (Deluxe Edition DLC)
  • Super Crown - Mario
  • Reverse Mushroom - Mario (Deluxe Edition DLC)
  • Flamey’s Used Buttplug - New Valver Heroes
  • Arle Body Pillow - Puyo Puyo
  • Donkey but he’s a gun for some reason I guess Flamey got high - Shrek
  • Fidget Spinner - Real Life

Returning Assist Trophies Edit

  • Hammer Bro. - Mario
  • Lakitu & Spinies - Mario
  • Waluigi - Mario
  • Chain Chomp - Mario
  • Tingle - The Legend of Zelda
  • Midna - The Legend of Zelda
  • Ghirahim - The Legend of Zelda
  • Metroid - Metroid
  • Mother Brain - Metroid
  • Knuckle Joe - Kirby
  • Nightmare - Kirby
  • Chef Kawasaki - Kirby
  • Andross - Star Fox
  • Krystal - Star Fox
  • Samurai Goroh - F-Zero
  • Jeff - EarthBound
  • Lyn - Fire Emblem
  • Magnus - Kid Icarus
  • Phosphora - Kid Icarus
  • Kat & Ana - WarioWare
  • Burrowing Snagret - Pikmin
  • Isabelle - Animal Crossing
  • Kapp'n - Animal Crossing
  • Riki - Xenoblade Chronicles
  • Squid Sisters - Splatoon
  • Color TV-Game 15 - Color TV-Game
  • Sheriff - Sheriff
  • Infantry & Tanks - Nintendo Wars
  • Dr. Wright - SimCity
  • Prince of Sablé - Kaeru no Tame ni Kane wa Naru
  • Sukapon - Joy Mech Fight
  • Saki Amamiya - Sin & Punishment
  • Starfy - The Legendary Starfy
  • Nintendog - Nintendogs
  • Dr. Kawashima - Brain Age
  • Nikki - Swapnote
  • Dillon - Dillon's Rolling Western
  • Arcade Bunny - Nintendo Badge Arcade
  • Knuckles - Sonic
  • Elec Man - Mega Man
  • Ghosts - Pac-Man
  • Bomberman - Bomberman
  • Rathalos - Monster Hunter
  • Shovel Knight - Shovel Knight

New Assist Trophies Edit

  • Cataquack - Mario
  • TJ "Henry" Yoshi - Mario
  • Cranky Kong - Donkey Kong
  • Rambi - Donkey Kong
  • Squawks - Donkey Kong
  • Squitter - Donkey Kong
  • Stanley - Donkey Kong
  • Sylux - Metroid
  • Bandana Waddle Dee - Kirby
  • Banana Waddle Dee - Kirby
  • Adeleine - Kirby
  • Heather Shade - New Valver Heroes
  • Flamey’s Overweight Mother - New Valver Heroes
  • Flamey in all his 400-pound glory - New Valver Heroes
  • Felix - Golden Sun
  • Urban Champion - Urban Champion
  • Bubbles - Clu Clu Land
  • Muddy Mole - Mole Mania
  • Chun-Li - Street Fighter
  • Schezo - Puyo Puyo
  • Black Blake Sonichu - Sonichu
  • Lord Farquaad and his raging boner - Shrek
  • Bella - Disney/The Buzz on Maggie
  • Jack Conte - Patreon
  • Sam Yam - Patreon
  • Despacito Spider - Roblox

Returning Poké Ball Pokémon Edit

  • Alolan Raichu
  • Vulpix
  • Alolan Vulpix
  • Meowth
  • Abra
  • Electrode
  • Goldeen
  • Staryu
  • Ditto
  • Eevee
  • Snorlax
  • Moltres
  • Mew
  • Chikorita
  • Togepi
  • Bellossom
  • Scizor
  • Entei
  • Suicune
  • Lugia
  • Metagross
  • Latias & Latios
  • Kyogre
  • Deoxys
  • Abomasnow
  • Giratina
  • Darkrai
  • Arceus
  • Oshawott
  • Kyurem
  • Meloetta
  • Genesect
  • Chespin
  • Inkay
  • Dedenne
  • Xerneas
  • Bewear
  • Togedemaru
  • Mimikyu
  • Solgaleo
  • Lunala
  • Marshadow

New Poké Ball Pokémon Edit

  • Dunsparce
  • Trubbish

That’s it.

Returning Smash Run Enemies Edit

  • Glire - Super Smash Bros. (Subspace)
  • Glice - Super Smash Bros. (Subspace)
  • Glunder - Super Smash Bros. (Subspace)
  • Poppant - Super Smash Bros. (Subspace)
  • Roturret - Super Smash Bros. (Subspace)
  • Mites - Super Smash Bros. (Subspace)
  • Generator - Super Smash Bros. (Subspace)
  • Goomba - Mario
  • Big Goomba - Mario
  • Koopa Troopa (Green & Red) - Mario
  • Koopa Paratroopa (Green & Red) - Mario
  • Hammer Bro. - Mario
  • Lakitu - Mario
  • Spiny - Mario
  • Bill Blaster - Mario
  • Bullet Bill - Mario
  • Shy Guy (Red, Blue, Green & Yellow) - Mario
  • Chain Chomp - Mario
  • Flame Chomp - Mario
  • Banzai Bill - Mario
  • Spike Top - Mario
  • Magikoopa - Mario
  • Kritter (Green & Blue) - Donkey Kong
  • Tiki Buzz - Donkey Kong
  • Octorok - The Legend of Zelda
  • Stalfos - The Legend of Zelda
  • Darknut - The Legend of Zelda
  • Bubble - The Legend of Zelda
  • Peahat - The Legend of Zelda
  • ReDead - The Legend of Zelda
  • Geemer - Metroid
  • Reo - Metroid
  • Metroid - Metroid
  • Kihunter - Metroid
  • Fly Guy - Yoshi
  • Waddle Dee - Kirby
  • Bronto Burt - Kirby
  • Shotzo - Kirby
  • Waddle Doo - Kirby
  • Gordo - Kirby
  • Bonkers - Kirby
  • Tac - Kirby
  • Plasma Wisp - Kirby
  • Gastly - Pokémon
  • Petilil - Pokémon
  • Chandelure - Pokémon
  • Cryogonal - Pokémon
  • Starman - Mother/EarthBound
  • Devil Car - Mother/EarthBound
  • Polar Bear - Ice Climber
  • Monoeye - Kid Icarus
  • Reaper - Kid Icarus
  • Skuttler - Kid Icarus
  • Skuttler Cannoneer - Kid Icarus
  • Skuttler Mage - Kid Icarus
  • Zuree - Kid Icarus
  • Orne - Kid Icarus
  • Bumpety Bomb - Kid Icarus
  • Flage - Kid Icarus
  • Souflee - Kid Icarus
  • Mimicutie - Kid Icarus
  • Bulborb - Pikmin
  • Iridescent Glint Beetle - Pikmin
  • Sneaky Spirit - Rhythm Heaven
  • Ghosts - Find Mii
  • Pooka - Dig Dug
  • Bacura - Xevious
  • Egg Robo - Sonic
  • Mettaur - Mega Man

New Smash Run Enemies Edit

  • Primid - Super Smash Bros. (Subspace)
  • Big Primid - Super Smash Bros. (Subspace)
  • Boom Primid - Super Smash Bros. (Subspace)
  • Fire Primid - Super Smash Bros. (Subspace)
  • Metal Primid - Super Smash Bros. (Subspace)
  • Sword Primid - Super Smash Bros. (Subspace)
  • Scope Primid - Super Smash Bros. (Subspace)
  • Bytans - Super Smash Bros. (Subspace)
  • Gamyga - Super Smash Bros. (Subspace)
  • Buzzy Beetle - Mario
  • Paragoomba - Mario
  • Pokey - Mario
  • Dry Bones - Mario
  • Boo - Mario
  • Spike - Mario
  • Chargin' Chuck - Mario
  • Scuttlebug - Mario
  • Klump - Donkey Kong
  • Klaptrap - Donkey Kong
  • Zinger - Donkey Kong
  • Moblin - The Legend of Zelda
  • Tektite - The Legend of Zelda
  • Leever - The Legend of Zelda
  • Like Like - The Legend of Zelda
  • Lynel - The Legend of Zelda
  • Chuchu - The Legend of Zelda
  • Bokoblin - The Legend of Zelda
  • Zebesian - Metroid
  • Sir Kibble - Kirby
  • Poppy Bros. Jr. - Kirby
  • Wheelie - Kirby
  • Blade Knight - Kirby
  • Aparoid Crawler - Star Fox
  • Octotrooper - Splatoon
  • Twintacle Octotrooper - Splatoon
  • Octocopter - Splatoon
  • Octobomber - Splatoon
  • Octosniper - Splatoon
  • Flamey’s Dad who regularly beats him - New Valver Heroes
  • Slime - Dragon Quest
  • Those terrifying Shrek babies from the later movies - Shrek

Single Player Modes Edit

  • Classic Mode
  • All-Star Mode
  • Trophy Rush
  • Special Orders
    • Master Orders
    • Crazy Orders
  • Stadium
    • Target Blast
    • Multi-Man Smash
    • Home-Run Contest
    • Boss Battles (Unlocked after all stages with Stage Bosses and Enemies are unlocked)
  • Event Match
  • Training Mode
  • Smash World (DLC)

Multiplayer Modes Edit

  • VS Mode
    • Stock
    • Time
    • Coin
    • Team Battle
  • 8-Player Smash
  • Special Smash
  • Smash Run
  • Smash Team
  • Tourney
  • Classic Mode
  • All-Star Mode

Other Edit

  • Vault
    • Trophies
      • Collection
      • Trophy Shop
    • Stage Builder
    • Replays
    • Album
    • Movies
    • Sounds
    • Records
    • Tips
  • Challenges
  • amiibo

Online Edit

  • With Anyone
    • For Fun
    • For Glory
  • With Friends (which Flamey doesn’t have)
  • Spectate
  • Conquest
  • Tourney
  • Face Rubbing (compatible only with Arle and the NVH characters)

Trivia Edit

  • Flamey faps to Arle daily.
  • Flamey denies that Shrek is in the game but he clearly is. Look, he’s on this page.
  • Ridley is not (initially) FUCKING PLAYABLE which makes this game worse than Smash Bros. Ultimate where he is FUCKING PLAYABLE.