Shinji Ikari | |
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Information | |
Species | Human |
Homeworld | Tokyo-3 |
Series | Neon Genesis Evangelion |
Affiliation | Gendo Ikari (Father) |
Gender | Male? |
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Get in the fucking robot, Shinji. |
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—Gendo Ikari |
Shinji Ikari is a potential newcomer for Super Smash Bros. 4.
Profile
Shinji is a young boy who is forced to go in a giant living robot called an EVA and fight evil monsters and shit in order to please his kinda evil father. However, in actuality, his father's trying to cause "Third Impact" which will cause everyone to turn into orange goop and turn into a giant naked angel lady. ART. He also cries a lot, and masturbates to unconscious chicks.
Potential Moveset
This is where things get problematic. Shinji's combat potential comes entirely from his EVA. But his EVA is, well, you know. Plus, it's a hassle to just get Shinji to get in the fucking robot. Outside of his EVA, he... strangled his friend once. So there's that. Maybe he could jack off to the enemy to death? I dunno.
Supporters
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