This is the pathetic hivemind that still finds the epic 'close your account' meme funny. Not a single person on this list is older than 15, or is anything other than a little, white, Jewish-looking, glasses-wearing dorky teenager. These people are a cancer, and the reason why the vast majority of gamers hate both Smash and GameFAQs.
—JohnTeetor's angry edit to this page. He mad.
On August 6th, 2014, Sakurai revealed in his Pic of the Day that he was adding another new Kid Icarus item, the Daybreak. When JohnTeetor saw this, he flipped the fuck out and started a petition to stop adding Kid Icarus content in Super Smash Bros, all the while insisting in other threads that all Smash fans but him are entitled and shouldn't ask for anything.
Inevitably, this thread backfired massively, and people changed it into a petition for JohnTeetor to close his account.
During the thread, JohnTeetor stated that he may actually close his account, but nothing has come of this.
The picture was created by the perverted user bnui_ransder
Signatures on the Original Petition Edit
Additional Signatures on the Wiki Edit
The Second ComingEdit
Unfortunately, the petition failed as JohnTeetor did not close his account, but on August 30, 2014 JohnTeetor made an amazing topic saying if the The ESRB Leak is real he will gladly cosplay as Underwear Shulk. But this instead led to a brand new petition to make JohnTeetor close his account while cosplaying as Underwear Shulk...
The Second Petition SignaturesEdit