PSA: Ridley was not mentioned ever in the ASCII topic is a legendary topic that occured on the night of August 27, 2014, and mainly consisted of copypastas and ASCII art. Somehow, it actually reached 500. Holy shit.
Also, Ghasts said that if the topic reached 450, he would legitimately close his account, only to retract his claim when it actually reached 450. What a dick.
A continuation also appears to have popped up: