It's-a me, Mario!
—Mario, in every fucking game, advertisement, store display and Nintendo-related dream ever
Nice of da princess to invite us over for a picnic, Gay Luigi?
Mario is a sort of beast found in southern Italy and also the Mushroom Kingdom. Some have also been spotted in Brooklyn. Orignally native to Africa, many Marios stowed away on traders ships and found their way to new regions.
Marios are found in a wide variety of habitats, including cities, mountains, plains, the breats of hentai chicks, beyond the gates of madness, and Brooklyn.
Marios are known for visciously ripping apart and consuming anything and everything they come into contact with, especially if that thing is a turtle, a princesses vagina, or Luigi. They cause massive ecological devestation wherever they go, and Marios are known for causing natives to pray to be killed and sent to Hell, which would be a sweet relief from the torment they must face at the gloved hands of Marios. They're also known for eating Italian food, and have a love for toast and toasters. Their average height is just below Luigi's height, but they can grow up to twenty times that height if enough mushrooms are in their diet.
There have been many reported cases of destruction and demolition of properties done by Marios, the things they usually destroy are blocks of bricks, blocks with question-marks (?) on them, giant pipes that stick out of the ground with varying colours, families of innocent Koopas and Goombas and castles. If any of these items are in your possession, it is best to either hide them in some place Marios never look (which is under furniture), or to get rid of them as soon as possible by giving them to your arch nemisis as a gift.
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