Luigi

Luigi
Information
Species	Luigi
Homeworld	Luigi
Series	Luigi
Affiliation	Luigi
Gender	Luigi

“	I'm-a Luigi, Number 1!	”
—Luigi (shortly after being hired by Robbie Rotten along with Waluigi)

“	I'm a straight male, but damn Luigi is hot. He can be my gay mama while I slurp his spaghetti-noodle any day.	”
—Wario

Luigi (full name Luigi Mario Verde) is the most attractive specimen of perfection to grace the world as well as the savior of the Mushroom Kingdom. He is universally loved by all and everyone either wants to be him or be with him.

Luigi has a twin brother, Mario who is constantly overshadowed, forgotten and casually mistaken to be a short red Luigi.

He also responds to the name Mr. L. Though, calling him that may lead to severe pain in your anus, as the L stands for lubricant lovemaking.

Official Luigi

As weird as this whole page is, it's worth noting the board has an official Luigi. Ryoukai claimed the title of official Luigi a long, long time ago. He settled for Luigi because Captain Falcon was already taken.

Luigi's Ass

I’m going to be having cake for Christmas :))))))))

Luigi beating the out of Kirby with his .

Peach know she got fierce competition.

Luigi showing all the Smash Girls on what a perfect is.

The toughest males in Smash are unable to resist that .

Swiggity swooty, Goldeen coming for that booty. Even Pokemon can't resist.

Luigi flying on a dragoon, while showing off dat booty

Not a picture of his, But Luigi is gettin ready to slap some hoes

Luigi sticking out his in glorious HD

Forms

Mama Luigi

“	That's Mama Luigi to you, Mario! *wheeze*	”
—Yoshi's single, adoptive mother Luigi (after being referred to as simply 'Luigi' by his brother Mario)

Mama Luigi is the form that Luigi took during the Coney Island Disco Palace incident, wherein Yoshi was first discovered as a baby. Mama Luigi has a usual penchant for wheezing, bagels, and magic balloons. He also has a rather dry sense of humor.

Gay Luigi

“	And YOU gotta help us!	”
—Gay Luigi while casually breaking the 4th wall

Gay Luigi is Fat Mario's brother of vague sexual orientation from Hotel Mario. He's obsessed with spaghetti, even more than the regular Mario Bros., and is also even more of a coward than the canon Luigi. According to Uncyclopedia, Gay Luigi is actually a female, furry abomination taking the form of a Luigi obsessed with deepslurping spaghetti-noodles. :P

Weegee

“	...	”
—Weegee, staring

Weegee is a cosmic horror originating in Mario is Missing. Weegee is able to stare into a being's soul and transmit the extremely contagious Weegee virus. Weegee was such an unspeakably horrific being that its mere presence in Mario is Missing caused the game to flop and prevented Luigi from having a starring role until 2001.

Don't worry though! When Weegee gets his hands around you, you wont feel a thing!

b e c a u s e y o u ' l l b e d e a d .

Mains

Add yourself or others to this list if you main Luigi.

• Mikokiri
• fufufu
• SnowballSB
• Yurii XP

Trivia

• Luigi has a whole year dedicated to him (2013) named "The Year When Luigi Ruined Nintendo Financially"
• He thinks it is a cow when he sees a animal with spots, an animal that has a color of black, white, or both colors, or also a animal that has four legs.
• Luigi , Ness, and King DeeDeeDe were the best trio in brawl subspace
• He got **BEEP**ing murdered by Death itself.

  

  Luigi is f*cking dead