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Lucas
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Species God
Homeworld Within the Twilight of the Full Moon, When the Sky is Dark But the FIRE of the Stars PIERCES Through the Night
Series The Wizard
Affiliation No One But Himself
Gender Male

I love the Power Glove. It's so bad.

—Lucas

Lucas is the Nintendo's biggest badass of all time, and should totally be a playable character in Super Smash Bros for Wii U and 3DS.

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Lucas is the greatest Nintendo-player who ever lived. Nobody can beat Lucas. Lucas... is awesome. He has all 97 NES games. That's right. All 97. Count 'em. But he has something far greater than any NES cartridge. He has...

...the Power Glove. Lucas loves the Power Glove. It's so bad. Anyways, Lucas sees some baby named Jimmy and his idiot friends who are heading to California to take on Video-Armegeddon, a massive video game tournament. After keeping his Power Gloves off of Jimmy's brother's apparent girlfriend, Lucas decides to participate for himself. He dusts off these sort of tournaments before breakfast, so naturally, he would dominate.

At Video-Armageddon, Lucas goes merciless on his opponents, as you would expect from a being of his caliber. He makes it all the way to the final 3, where they would play a brand new game, at the time:

SUPER

MARIO

BROS

3.

HOLY

FUCKING

SHIT.

Anyways, it was at this point where Lucas became tired of always winning, and in a stroke of mercy, allowed little Jimmy to win instead. So not only is Lucas a gaming god, but he's also a merciful one. Clearly, Lucas deserves to be in the upcoming Super Smash Bros.


(He's also a sex offender, but we don't like to talk about that.)

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