Meh Design
Species Cerinian Slut
Homeworld Cerinia
Series Star Fox
Affiliation The Decline of the Series
Furry Nation
Star Fox
Star Wolf
Gender Female

What are you two thinking? I'm just a terrible character that's furry bait who ruined Star Fox! And Fox, I'm leaving you for Panther. Bye.



Krystal as of Star Fox Zero.

Krystal, also known as Blueboobs McFurrydream is a terrible character from the Star Fox games that only furries and GameXplain (and most Star Fox fans) want to be a playable character in Super Smash for 3DS and Wii U. She is quite possibly an anthropomorphic Daisy.

Krystal is a slutty fox from some random ass planet who went to visit the planet Sauria, where there's dinosaurs and a rockbiter and shit. She was kidnapped by some aligator named General Scales who wanted to conquer Sauri-oh wait, no, it was actually Andross. Anyway, Krystal became Fox's cringey love interest as the game went on. Seriously, there's even a sexophone when Fox first sees Krystal trapped in a crystal. Oh yeah, she was also wearing a bra and loin cloth for the duration of the game. In other words, someone at Rare thought that a fox was sexy. Or foxy. Sorry, I couldn't resist that one. So in the end, Fox and Krystal save Sauria and they fall in love and shit.

In Star Fox Assault, Krystal replaced the beloved and extremely memorable Peppy Hare as the fourth pilot of the Star Fox team. Great move, guys. Great fuckin' move. Replace the fan favorite with a furry bait. Anyhoo, Krystal helps Fox, Falco, and Slippy fight the Aparoids. Also, at one point, she makes Fox and co. go back to Sauria because a couple Aparoids were being jerks, letting the other Aparoids take over Corneria and control General Pepper. He still lives, though. Also, Wolf hired a new guy called Panther, he's a panther, I shit you not, who falls in love with Krystal. So there's that.

After all of that, some fish from Venom attack and stuff. But more importantly, Krystal was upset because Fox didn't want her in the line of fire! So she joined the Star Wolf and stuff. Eventually, though, Star Fox killed the fish guys.

This is where shit gets complicated. There's a bajillion endings, and I'm tired, so I'm not talking about them. Okay? Okay.

Why Should We Even Consider Her?Edit


Krystal, discussing a potential Smash appearance with one of her supporters

Other reasons people want her in are for more female characters, and more staff users, as staffs are a horribly underrepresented minority. Another reason some people want Krystal to be playable is due to her British accent, even though Shulk has a much hotter British accent.

She's also the star of some really fucked-up vore videos. The less you know about that, the better. 

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