If you ask me mother, she'll say, 'Ah, he's not so bad,' but when I left the house I took everything she had.
Kaptain Skurvy is a recurring antagonist on The Donkey Kong Country Animated Series. He periodically tried to steal a coconut that he had the rights to from Donkey Kong, but then they abandoned him in Season 2 after one episode because Season 2 sucked. He's known for his amazing singing voice and multiple songs, which have been said to be the best in the show and proof that there is still hope for humanity.
What Would he Bring to Smash?Edit
Kaptain Skurvy has an amazing singing voice, which would be useful for his movesets. He also represents the TV side of Nintendo, which is so far only represented by Pokemon.
Relevance to SmashEdit
He's very relevant. Now that Diddy is in, Smash needs a villain, and it needs a huge, villainous anthropomorphic crocodile. Clearly, Kaptain Skurvy is the only option.
Family Life Edit
Kaptain Skurvy's mother apparently thinks that he isn't that bad, despite his stealing everything from her. His father also likes to tell stories. They're good parents, though, because they banished his brother after he took the blame for something no one cares about, and he didn't recognize his brother until the show started sucking. Then again, he started stealing and became a pirate because he couldn't have his brother, and I guess some Skurvy is better than no Skurvy...
LeakEditAs shown to the side, Kaptain Skurvy has been leaked performing a duet with Donkey Kong, clearly as part of the new Adventure Mode. He's also had a leaked reveal trailer, but who cares about that?
As DK needs a third rep, he is the only option.