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GameFAQs Moderators
Moderators
Information
Account Created Varies between each mod.
Karma Level 51
Current Status Villians
Gender Both
Alts Unknown
Nicknames "Those Guys"

Assholes
Dumb Bitches
Trolls
Shitholes
Dumbass Hoes
My Best Friend
My Enemies
Idiots
Huluno
Douche cunts
Shit-Dicks
Whiny Little Shits
Fuckers

I have modded other moderators for breaking the rules before.

—Some Mod, GameFaqs

[This message was deleted at the request of a moderator or administrator]

HistoryEdit

The GameFAQs Moderators are users who have been granted special privileges due to their longtime commitment to the website. It's unknown to users how mods decide on what makes a user worthy of being a mod, but they bet it requires a lot of [This message was deleted at the request of a moderator or administrator].

PersonalityEdit

Blogdelospadrinosmagicos5

Their only reason for modding people.

They are dedicated moderators to the point of being total assholes and being totally useless. They very rarely ever bother to do research on the situations they are asked to mod, as evidenced by Hi_Sophia getting them to delete over 30 topics in 48 hours for bullshit reasons.

They also have been shown to have a strong hatred of joke posts and quoting, as both of them are seen as disruptive. Most of them can't tell the difference between sarcasm and actual posts.

RelationshipsEdit

The UsersEdit

The users do not like the mods due to often deleting things for unjustified reasons.

GFAQSSB Edit

Around June 2014 GameFAQS banned the word "GFAQSSB" (Abbreviation for this wiki) for reasons unknown, But is possibly due to "User Harassment".

Users' Opinions On the ModsEdit

Fuck 'em.

—A pissed off energyman2289

A load of idiots who have nothing better to do all day than ruin the lives of innocent people.

—The Usually Peaceful and Opinionless Yoshi2010

Never in my life have I seen someone so dedicated to something, and doing it so badly. Oh well, prepare for the Super Mods to fly in and delete this topic from existance.

—Captainjiggz shortly before the comment getting deleted

These dumbass hoes should just get out.

—A very upset Shaneikua

These assholes can't take a joke about themselves, so they ban the dude that made a joke about em to feel powerful... When inside, they are just whiny ass mama's boys and girls.

—A somewhat angry Mikokiri

OH MOTHER F***ER DID THEY DELETE A THREAD ABOUT THE PEOPLE'S CHAMP?!

quinfordmac, after learning that a "The Rock" thread was deleted

Gamefaqs mods suck.

Patwhit01 on being warned for absolutely no reason.

They never liked my Ghirahim topics anyway.

LordCarlisle

They're ok when they do their job properly. You know... the one thing they almost never do.

Arne83

Mods, while you sit here, hopefully as uncomfortable as you possibly can be, I want you to listen to me.

I want you to digest this because before I host Despair II in 2 months, I have a lot of things I want to get off my chest.

I don't hate you, Mods. I don't even dislike you. I do like you. I like you a hell of a lot more than I like most people on GameFAQs.

I hate this idea that you're the site. Because you're not. We are the site. We are the best in the world. There's one thing you mods are better at than us and that's kissing SBAllen's ass.

You're as good as kissing SBAllen' ass as all mods are. I don't know if you're as good as Jeff Veasey though. He's a pretty good ass kisser. Always was and still is.

Oops, I'm breaking the fourth wall!

—quinfordmac

Don't say blaze it when referencing the chronic on gamefaqs. You'll get modded

—FakeSmash

They're just people. People who don't know how to do their job, at that.

PT_Piranha

Maybe I'm biased, but I'm pretty sure posting one "off-topic" topic isn't a big deal. So why was my main account put into indefinite purgatory? Why were every single one of my alts banned? Fuck you, mods.

lastoutlaw113

>he's a moderator >on the internet >he does it for free >he takes his "job" very seriously >he deletes threads he doesn't like because it is the only amount of power & control he will ever have in his pathetic life >he deletes threads he doesn't like because whenever he gets upset he has an asthma attack >he deletes threads he doesn't like because they interfere with his large backlog of little chinese girl cartoons he still has to watch >he will never have a real job >he will never move out of his parent's house >he will never be at a healthy weight >he will never know how to cook anything besides a hot pocket >he will never have a girlfriend >he will never have any friends

>2014 >BEING A GAMEFAQS MOD

—Rad Dudesman

QuotesEdit

Geek-crew-300x200

An image representing what the Mods probably look like.

Do not fear, GameFaqs, for tonight, mods and users can live in harmony. Tonight, we watch the Smash Bros. Direct together.

—Some Mod, GameFAQs

But who mods the moderators?

—ThatPersonGuy

Damn, even the mods s***post here?

—brawl__08

  • Gasp* a moderator! Wonder what'll happen if I get to close...

ChibiDialga

Oh. My. God.

A Miiverse poster has become a mod on GameFAQs?

Radori, [1]

Glad that even the GameFAQs mods can agree with the users on one thing...

CAPTAIN FALCON IS AWESOME

—Fire_Plover

Can you mod yourself?

—Auto-Gyro

A mod gimmick user? This board is running out of ideas.

—I_Wanna_Cookie

Remember, blaming new mods is always a good strategy.

—Some Mod, GameFAQs

How about you stop making topics?

—A mod named Cataclysms's response to someone asking a genuine question in the Hellhole

Some Examples of Their Absolutely Brilliant ModerationEdit

WTF

Moderated for disruptive posting or trying to derail a thread.

  • ChaosZero's Brawl leak being modded.
  • Some user losing 30 karma points for expressing his opinion calmly
  • A user's post getting modded for censoring "Shit" as "S*it" in reply to a post that called that user a "W***e" (A.K.A. Whore) and a "terrible artist". The user even reported that post. Rumors say that post is still here today.
  • AuraWielder was once modded for asking about the GameFAQs SSB Wiki on the Super Smash Bros for Wii U board. On GameFAQs. For being off-topic.
  • The GameFAQs Super Smash Bros Wiki topic being modded for being off topic. After reaching 500 posts and auto-locking. Because that makes a lot of fucking sense.
  • The Super Smash FAQs Interviews topic being modded for being off-topic.
  • June 21st, 2014. At least half of the things listed there.
  • SalsaSavant was once put on Warned for making a thread with a Wreck it Ralph moveset. On the Pokemon board, he was later put on warned for making a topic comparing the gem Mega Sableye has to a Rupee from Zelda.
  • Nielicus was suspended for saying "Here's mine :D".
  • Modding a topic that asked about Kirby's Ice Breath and also included a footnote asking why they modded a topic about Ike that had his sexuality come up in it, it was a veiled accusation of homophobia.
  • Just everything they mod in general.
  • Herbert McGee's censored Shulk is Love, Shulk is Life topic was removed and he was warned. The mods stated that it involved sexual matters.
  • Charganium's Hot Ness On Lucas Action topic was deleted for being off-topic when it was actually very relevant and insightful.
  • See The Dong Wars
  • lastoutlaw113 was put in purgatory after a topic he made with an alt was moderated. The mods banned all of his alts and nearly banned his main account as well, all because of one harmless topic.
  • Instantly banning tehponycorn for a glitch in the website
  • HerbertMcGee (AGAIN) got modded for saying s**t instead of s***.
  • HerbertMcGee Again Again AGAIN noticed he was still on Warned after the promised 48 hours had passed, so he went on a thread on the Hellhole, stating "Sorry that this is off-topic, but I'm currently "Warned", so I can't start a topic. Anyways, I've been on Warned for over 48 hours now, even though my account was supposed to be restored after 48 hours have passed. Why hasn't it changed?" This led to Herbert getting Warned immediately after, as you can see starting here: http://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/573081-hellhole/69768489?page=7
  • HerbertMcGee got banned due to posting this (SFW) video.
  • ComeOnGhirahim's topic about Robin cooking a Charizard was modded, despite being relevant and completely SFW. There is a sequel topic, but it has failed to catch on, probably because Charganium exhausted his supply of Fire Emblem puns.
  • Super Smash Bros. themed Mafia games being modded for being off topic
  • The topic that birthed Corndog Shulk was banned for being offensive... Somehow.
  • leetic being put in purgatory for telling AlfredoNoodles to close his account. Furthermore, AlfredoNoodles was saying Satoru Iwata was in hell and never got modded for that.
  • Deleting messages with any form of joke or pun under "Trolling." Mavitar is a common victim of this. They will never delete a post that is actually trolling.
  • Modding a post that said Darth Vader is Luke's father for spoilers.
  • Modding for censor bypassing after allowing all the swear words. EG: Fk, sht, and alternate spellings probably
Mods

Probably the best example here.

Why

An even better example.

Safe Area from the ModsEdit

A list of safe areas from the mods is as follows:

  • This very Wiki and its chat room.
  • The Chatzy server. Private Message someone in the know for a link.
  • There are also a few certain boards that are safe from most of the less civilized users, although we're not going to link to them, as we don't want our safe havens being breached. If you want access, Private Message someone in the know, as with the Chatzy server.
  • BR's fancy new SUPER SECRET INVITE ONLY site based on a past social board.

Temporary TruceEdit

During the GoddessRosa1ina Apocalypse, the users finally called a truce with the mods to defeat the many, manymany goddess accounts. This also forced a temporary alliance with the Temple of Xod to clean up the board. It took a few days, and some of the users, including innocents who only made cash-in goddesses as parodies and weren't causing actual problems, such as energyman2289, fell during the battle, but finally, on June 8th, 2014, the boards were cleansed. The users and the mods then went back to business as usual.

TriviaEdit

  • Everyone on GameFAQs hates the mods.
  • A lot of the mods on the board are suspected to have small lips and dicks. So small in fact, that their partners try and push it inward to make a pussy to fuck.
  • Most common reason for deleting things is "off topic posting", and it's usually incorrect.
  • They delete stuff that does need to be deleted.
  • Only 2% of all mods are smart enough to overturn an unfair moderation. 
  • They are known to hang out at a place called the Hellhole.
  • The mods seem to dislike Bill Nye the Science Guy, as discussing his inclusion in Smash Bros. is "off-topic" according to them.
  • The mods were really feeling it when they decided to get rid of topics about Shulk jokes.
  • You have to have a small penis to be a GF mod
  • Apparently all GF mods are religious and get buttmad when I prove god isn't real. Then again, maybe they just don't like religious arguments, especially for something you can't prove either way. (Plus off-topic.)
  • They also seem to be against death, even when it is to end suffering of a poor, sick animal that hates it's life. Or multiple... Or a huge group of disease-ridden people that are highly contagious and very sick. Granted, this is a very sensitive subject, so maybe we shouldn't delve into further detail.
  • The closest a user has said to getting a mod to overturn a moderation is the Mod saying the punishment was a little too unfair for what was moderated, and that Karma should not have been removed. This happened like last year though and I have no idea if they actually gave the Karma back.
  • They still think anything not 100% of topic is off-topic. EG: (Insert character in game here) vs (IRL character goes here) and they'll probably mod it

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