Rosalina (and Luma)

Rosalina
Information
Species	Space Human
Homeworld	The Cosmos
Series	Mario
Affiliation	Hentai Cultists The Royal Family of the Cosmos
Gender	Female

“	I will watch over you from beyond the stars.	”
—Rosalina

Rosalina is a newcomer in the Super Smash Bros series. She is also known as Blue Peach Clone Thing and Bitch That Stole Daisy's Spot. She is "Queen" of the Cosmos and will always watch over you like the thirsty cougar she is.

She used to be a ginger when she was a little girl, but decided to dye her hair after an intoxicated Lubba told her he liked blondes better after a one-night stand. She has spent thousands of years in space since she only visits earth every one hundred years, which is complete bull because she keeps coming down to participate in games with Mario and his friends. This makes her about 1000 years old in terms of human years? Sounds about right.

Personality

She only seems to have a personality as a child. As a grown-up, she is just a quiet and very relaxed woman and dats it. No, I'm serious. But she still slays.

Why Does She Have More Priority over Daisy?

Bcaz galaxy is bust gammmm evar. And Daisy is too busy deciding her outfit and being a useless whore.

Gallery of Rosie's Wrists

Super Smash Bros. for 3DS Wii U Comet Observatory

Her newcomer artwork.

The queen in all of her glory!

Rosalina says to Zelda, "Surprise butt ... BITCH!"

What the  ? Rosalina has stolen Saturn's rings and Luma has stolen the Shoryuken technique.

First Saturn's rings, now she has the entire ing cosmos. Rosalina's is quite large, but it is very clean.

She's so lazy that she doesn't even do the fighting herself.

You betta runs Rosie.

Rosaline took that hoe's bike.

Rosalina drinks Michaellol's tears.

Rosalina has an entire universe under her dress. You live in a universe. You live under Rosalina's dress. You are Toad. Have fun.

Trivia

• She's the opposite of Charizard in the sense that more of her fans are bigger Smash fans than Mario fans, as a lot of Mario fans hate her for Nintendo's shoving her down everyone's throats (plus her getting in over more important Mario characters, although this was somewhat rectified with Bowser Jr. Despite that, though, some Mario fans retain that she still shouldn't have been playable).
• The universe is underneath her dress, but she's in the universe herself. Technically speaking, she can lick her own privates. That's pretty gross.
• She appears to be the result of the King of All Cosmos having a drunken one-night-stand with one of his other nieces.
• She's a hidden playable character in Madden NFL 07.