| Mega Man | |
|---|---|
| |
| Information | |
| Species | Robot |
| Homeworld | Earth during 20XX |
| Series | Megaman |
| Affiliation | Good |
| Gender | Male |
| “ |
SUPER FIGHTING ROBOT! MEGA MAN! FIGHTING TO SAVE THE WORLD! |
” |
—D'Ron D1 Maingrette | ||
| “ |
I'm really angry, Dr. Wily! Using innocent robots for your own evil plans—I won't forgive you for this! |
” |
—Mega Man | ||
Mega Man was the first Third Party character revealed for this game. Once he was revealed, hype went through the roof, people shat their pants with exitement, and people praised Nintendo for the good they have done. But poor Mega Man has been tossed aside by his own company, Capcom, so people think it is a good idea for Nintendo to buy the rights to the Blue Bomber.
Reveal[]
When he was revealed...
Well, read up there. But some other side effects include: Vomiting for joy, pooping out gears after breakfast, getting mive erections, and wanting to cosplay as him and want to kill someone just to get the game early.
His Nuts[]
(See main article: Mega Man's Nuts)
In a pic of the day, a purple Pikmin was seen near the unconscious Mega Man's crotch. The caption for the day was 'Treasure Found!'. People took this as "The purple Pikmin just found his nut sack!"
Gallery[]
