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EXCALIBUR WAKES HIMSELF!?
Excalibur is the sacred sword used by King Arthur, and is confirmed to appear in Super Smash Bros 4.
On August 21st, Sakurai revealed a new Pic of the Day that showed Link and Ghirahim in the Kalos Pokemon League. While everyone was busy being upset over Ghirahim's deconfirmation, some noticed that Sakurai stealthily confirmed another character's appearance in Super Smash Bros for Wii U.
The legendary holy blade, Excalibur joins the battle! His legend begins in the 12th century. With his amazing powers and general annoyance, Excalibur is sure to prove an interesting opponent on the battlefield.
Excalibur's 1000 Provisions Edit
Excalibur is super OP, but he has 1000 provisions that you must fulfill in order to play as him. Here's a sample of some of these provisions.
- No. 001: My mornings start off with a cup of coffee with cream
- No. 022: On a refreshing morning, start out with a refreshing greeting
- No. 058: Never talk to me when I'm humming to myself
- No. 087: You may not be Too Big
- No. 075: Celebrate Excalibur's birthday in grand-style
- No. 172: Seek harmony
- No. 202: Only the grandest toilet is acceptable
- No. 278: Never put carrots in my meals
- No. 349: Meisters must eat everything, regardless of personal likes and dislikes
- No. 397: You must show bias towards Excalibur
- No. 452: You must attend my 5 hour story telling party
- No. 573: Always walk 3 steps behind me
- No. 578: The hero must never tell a lie
- No. 602: Food must be prepared with the freshest ingredients
- No. 610: The hero must have ice breath.
- No. 667: You must praise Excalibur at all times
- No. 679: Always place a dehumidifier in your room
- No. 682: The hero must show a distaste towards niche franchises
- No. 742: Agree with all of Excalibur's opinions and not show signs of delusion
- No. 778: Never mail your mail without a return address and the proper postage, and don't call collect
- No. 835: You must love how realistic characters look in this game
- No. 998: When you order a package for home delivery, you must always use cash on delivery