|Species||Purple Space Dragon in a Suit|
|Series||Barney and Friends|
Fame EditMany children seem to like Barney at first. But after hearing about the first rape victim, who was only 10, kids kept away from him. But after this incident, someone working on the show suggested a new opening theme song to the show to make it targeted to adults. He was fired but kept the audio of the theme. Also, due to his acts of rape, the S.W.A.T. team finally decide to chop his dick off. Surprisingly, he only had one ball that was connected to his dick. Also, it is believed that his dick now has a mind of it's own and is still doing rape crimes.
Friends EditHe has this green dino toddler bitch follow him around everywhere. She has some sort of very yellow blanket for no reason. Then there is this yellow dino dude who tries to to be gangsta, even though he is only like 7. Then there is this orange dude who was adopted or something. Oh yea, he is apparently friends to lots of kids still since he claims to love them. No idea why he hasn't been arrested yet. Ridley is not his friend because Barney is only half ridley, which Ridley shuns upon.
- His mother is on Ridley's side of the family while his dad is just some random fucking dinosaur.
- He loves you and he claims that you love him.
- He is not the one that does the drug deals. His "gangsta" yellow friend is the one that does those.