Go Go, Daisy!Edit
...is everyones least favorite Mario Kart character. Mostly because she isn't a good character.
OriginEditDaisy in her Sports Outfit, being the sluttiest of all of Daisy's alliases, decided to spread some STDs to Luigi and Wario. Rumour has it she even took Rosalina's virginity, but it is digressed.
Nine months later, this being just before her appearence in Mario Tennis 64, she gave birth! This baby of Daisy's is actually fourteen years old. She suffers from a terrible condition in which she will forever look younger than she appears.
The Last Of The Good BabiesEdit
Baby Daisy and Baby Peach were the last of the good babies. Then they started adding shit like Baby Rosalina and Baby Yoshi.
- Baby Luigi made love to Baby Daisy at age twelve. Rumour has it this is why Baby Daisy still looks young.
- Baby Rosalina copies Baby Daisy's pacifier.
- Baby Peach and Baby Daisy are enemies!